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KARKAT VANTAS’S GUIDE TO SAFE SEX WITH ALIENS

mercurialmalcontent:

<While digging through the various obliquely-named files in my fanfic folder, I found this thing I’d written some months ago for some reason and never finished. I thought why not and polished up to inflict upon share with you fine people.>

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KARKAT VANTAS’S GUIDE TO SAFE SEX WITH ALIENS

OR: HOW TO GET YOUR FREAK ON WITH FREAKS WITHOUT EMBARRASSING YOURSELF IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE

 
 

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“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T SQUEEZE IT.” *cackles*

What a great guide!

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