well, this is awkward
our first kiss went a little like this

askdavekat:

AND THEN HE FUCKING KISSED ME AS IF IT WAS COMPLETELY APPROPRIATE IN THAT SITUATION. 

NATURALLY, I LET HIM KNOW THAT IT WASN’T OKAY.

AND THEN I MIGHT HAVE HIT HIM. HARD. IN THE FACE.

cant let apple juice go to waste man i told you that

SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOUR APPLE JUICE SUCKS AND YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME LIKE THAT, YOU ASSHOLE.

still worth it

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